AMZN CORP
VIDEO: Leads_Shareholder.mp4
TOMORROW MONEY.
Amazern Corporation is preparing to unveil its pioneering business model: TOMORROW MONEY.
Combining their Alexis Service System (ASS) with their Predictive Ordering Oracle (POO) software, to create a new way for customers to receive the products they need, before they know they need them.
TOMORROW MONEY is set to create a period of unprecedented growth for Amazern and its investors.
We always deliver.
The OPTIMAXX PRIME [Series 1] is Amazern Corporation’s flagship technology. At it’s heart sits the Warpzone Engine, the only internationally sanctioned technology that safely folds the space time continuum. This means the OPS1 can travel back to any point in time within the last 48 hours, making it the ideal tool for delivering the products our customers need, before our customers realize they need them.
DAY MINUS 1 DELIVERY: HOW AMAZERN DELIVERS YESTERDAY
STEP 1:
Alexis Service System
(ASS)
Amazern’s Alexis Service System invisibly tracks everything our customers do in their homes. We use this data to determine what our customers need.
STEP 2:
Predictive Order Oracle
(POO)
Amazern’s Predictive Order Oracle uses customer data (from ASS) to order products for our customers, automatically billing their accounts.
STEP 3:
OPTIMAXX PRIME
We load our fleet of OPTIMAXX PRIME delivery mechs with the products that POO automatically purchased on behalf of our customers.
STEP 4:
We Deliver
The fleet of OPTIMAXX PRIME delivery mechs travel back in space time to within 48 hours, delivering what Amazern’s customers need yesterday.
LETTER FROM THE CEO
Amazern Corporation CEO: Chad Blazos
We always deliver.
First of all thank you to everyone who believed (and continues to believe) in Amazern’s vision.
Before we change the consumer landscape forever with Tomorrow Money, I take pause to publicly acknowledge this would not have been possible without your backing. Whether you were there for us financially, politically, or ideologically. Thank you.
As you know we litigated through morally corrupt bureaucracies, defended our headquarters against extreme acts of terrorism, and managed to successfully lobby against international political enemies.
I forgive them, and feel like it’s only right for Amazern’s allies to have a similar outlook.
We have nothing to hold us back now.
Godspeed. CB
